Hello darlings! Being in the throes of menopause has inspired me to start a weekly series of YouTube videos entitled...YOUR MENOPAUSAL MOMENT...here's the first installment!
If you're wondering about the dark glasses, it's because my eyes were slightly bloodshot from all that darn medical marijuana! Next time, I'll have some coping tips especially for you gentlemen out there, so be sure to tune in! Mwahh!
WHAT-cercise?? Of course you've seen the absolute latest exercise craze, finding its way all over the interwebs with over 6 million YouTube views...PRANCERCISE! Do you love to dance? Do you love to prance? Do you love to have people point and laugh at you? Well then, strap on some ankle weights and get ready to rock and roll, babaay!
On this, the verge of the Apocalypse, the dawning of the Age of Aquarius...may I present...THE LIFE INFINATO...
This amazing, dreamy composition was created by my talented friend Joriah Goad......and say, did you recognize your ol' pal Gams?? I ain't gettin' any younger, darlings!
Hello my darling darlings! I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving filled with food, fun and friends! As for me, I enjoyed my own annual tradition of going out for a couple pints of the strongest (around 9% alcohol!) seasonal ale around town, Maritime'sJolly Roger... and some good ol' fashioned fish and chips!
So while I was noshing away on my untraditional fishy feast, it occured to me that I never told y'all about my latest gig! For the last few months I've been the 'official' show host, aka Mistress of Ceremonies, for Chameleon Productions...a fabulous troupe of burlesque and bellydance performers who put together a show every month at a local bar known as Dante's... a favorite U of W frat hangout since the 60's!
I just so happen to have a video from September's themed show, 'Mix It Up!' ...why don't you 'check it out'?
Next month is an Xmas theme, of course...entitled 'Tis The Season... and guess who got to design the poster??
My pal Tamara wanted me to meet Joe Black and I enjoyed him so much I want you to meet Joe Black, too! Yes, I know we've all seen that really long movie with Brad Pitt and thoroughly enjoyed it because Brad is so easy on the eyes...but, no...the Joe Black I want you to meet today is an entirely different Joe Black...although, unlike Brad Pitt'sJoe Black, it seems entirely possible that this Joe Black could be the Grim Reaper himself.
I always wondered why the Grim Reaper would choose to look like Brad Pitt anyway...unless maybe he saw Fight Club and loved Tyler Durden as much as I did...but, if you were Death and you could look like anybody you wanted, wouldn't you wanna look more bad-ass...like Benicio Del Toro, for instance?
I was surprised that God wanted to look like George Burns! I always wondered why...I mean, if you were God and you could look like anybody you wanted, wouldn't you wanna look more like Brad Pitt than George Burns? Or better yet, more bad-ass...like Benicio Del Toro, for instance?
Here's a tasty confection for you, my darlings...
Just a li'l sumpthin-sumpthin I found while surfing for fun stuff to add to my Tumblrs...have you visited them lately? Mwah!
I can't believe I've lived as long as I have without knowing this movie existed...Good To See You Again, Alice Cooper! Thrill to piano smashing! Destruction via a pink bulldozer! Leopard-print thigh-high platform boots! And one of my favorite tunes ~ The Lady is a Tramp!
Which reminds me...I actually REWROTE the lyrics to this song to suit my own particular tastes, and I'd like to share them with you now if I may. It goes a little somethin' like this:
I've never dined at Mickey D's Burger King or Sonic In fact, sometimes I'll skip the food And have a gin and tonic A Glamorous Gal with Gams like these is lazy as a rule And knows a couple secrets that they didn't teach in school Although I rarely do the things I should I make sure that I do 'em lookin' good... I get so horny at 7 or 8 I love a party and stayin' out late I know these legs are some dangerous bait That's why the Lady is a Vamp! I like strip poker with Barons and Earls Just give me lingerie, perfume and pearls I'm proud to say I'm one of 'those' kind of girls That's why the Lady is a Vamp! I like to keep men under my heel What's the big deal? Me?? a SLUT? So what!! Hate exercising ~ it gives me a cramp That's why the Lady is a Vamp! Never wear blue jeans or my hair in a net I love Dom Perignon with a French cigarette Though men have chased me they ain't caught me yet That's why the Lady is a Vamp! I get my claws done each Friday at 4 I don't like ballgames - I think they're a bore There's only one game where I like to score That's why the Lady is a Vamp! I like to keep boys strictly for play What can I say? Me? a tease? Oh, please!!! Love misbehavin' ~ cuz I'm kind of a scamp That's why the Lady is a Vamp!
Yawwwn! Saturday morning...had a little trouble waking up...even coffee didn't seem to help...then I came across this animated music video and it was like a big ol' slap in the face!
Sunday...and, as promised, I've stumbled out of bed long enough to take a couple aspirin and tell you about that show last night...what I can remember of it, that is...
At least I know this much: my song went off without a hitch and the crowd seemed to love it...but, as everybody knows...ya GOTTA love the GAMS! Here are a couple shots taken by Johnny...
Notice that fabulous corset I'm wearing? This is the same beautiful patchwork one designed by my pal Babe! I loved it but wasn't sure how or what to wear it with... until I discovered that it just happened to look sensational with a beaded bra, created years ago, which I loved but was never sure how or what to wear it with...talk about a match made in heaven...and cleavage galore! I've dumped the contents of my beloved Betsey bag here, so you can see the yummy colors and textures in my costume! The pink brocade patchwork just happened to match a pink brocade hat I had laying around...too easy...just the way I like it!
All in all, a very long but fun evening spent singing, drinking and dancing with friends and fans alike!
Hey, you...slacker! Yes, I'm talking to you! Tired of sitting around all afternoon watching The People's Court, Jerry Springer reruns, and medical college commercials? Thinking of starting a new career...perhaps in the health field because you like uniforms...especially scrubs? Take it from Dina Martina...you could be collecting stool samples in just a few short months, and getting paid for it!
Thank you for visiting! I am your hostess, Gams Galore...a glamorous gal with an eye for the finer things in life, from vintage to visionary! Here you'll find a variety of images and ideas, lovingly compiled to delight and inspire your imagination. Enjoy!
