HAHAHAAAA!

TGIF, Darlings! Let's start the weekend off with a hint of hilarity...!!!  Heeeere's Vicky Vox!



...courtesy of Nark Magazine!

Wunderbar!

Vintage Nina, darlings!


.....sigh!

Have You Met Lydia?

 Happy Hump Day, darlings! Hope this brings a smile to your adorable faces today...Mwwwwahhhhhh!

Pinwheels!

Exclusively exclusive and definitely NSFW...just the way you like it! Yes, darlings...these are the freaks fine people I call my friends...

Where's My Sugar?

Yum! Blonde Ambition at its best, darlings...starring the only 'Vinila' I have a taste for...Vinila von Bismark!

CONGA!!

OMG! This is almost exactly what my GROTTO A-GO-GO party is going to be like!! Oh, and by the way, darlings...
HAPPY FRIDAY! MWAHH! XO

Wham, Sam!

...Dig them Gams! My new favorite tune!



Catchy, ain't it? That's Mable Lee showing off those sassy gams of hers!

Dedication to A Pussy

I love this. I think I'll nickname my pussy Rex!

Dear Santa...

...These are also on my Xmas list!



However, I'd happily settle for those white go-go boots...just sayin'. Your pal, Gams

There's No Balls Like Snowballs

Hello darlings! The holiday season just wouldn't be the same without a Snowball Fight with Jesus, and that's exactly what we did yesterday afternoon during a special matinee Match Game Re-bar! Your pal Gams was dressed for the occasion...of course! How do you like my polka-dot mini-apron that I stitched together the night before? Cute, huh? I even remembered my mittens!

So, do you think 2 pm on a Sunday is a good time to start the drinks flowing? "Yeth, indeedy!", according to my companion, Dr. Preacher Col. Rufus T. Harenutt, Esquire!
For those about to snowball Jesus, we salute you!!

Our snowballs were only made of foam, but it was certainly a thrill when I beamed good ol' Hay-soos directly in the noggin, almost knocking off his thorny crown! (Don't worry...I'm sure there's no permanent harm.) And, thank God, He really liked my special song written for the occasion...would you like to hear it? Too bad...you only get the lyrics, but if you happen to know that holiday favorite "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas", go ahead and sing along!

It's a snowball fight with Jesus
It's naughty but it's nice...
It's not untoward to hit the Lord
With rock-hard balls of ice!

It's a snowball fight with Jesus
If you think you've got the nerve...
Then Holy Fuck, you'd better duck
He throws a wicked curve!

Yo-ho! The yellow snow! found under a tree
Roll it into a ball, throw it at J.C.!

It's a snowball fight with Jesus
And in case I wasn't clear...
It's alright to have a snowball fight with Jesus this year!

Mwahhhs! to my pal Tamara for the great pics!
Lyrics copyright 2011 Gams Galore

Silly Stepsisters

I'd give my left glass slipper to have stepsisters as delightfully evil and wicked as Alice Ghostley and Kaye Ballard!

Day Brightener!

Well, I was already in love with Exene, but this adorable video makes me love her all the more! Hope it brightens your day, darlings! Mwah!!

Meet Joe Black

My pal Tamara wanted me to meet Joe Black and I enjoyed him so much I want you to meet Joe Black, too! Yes, I know we've all seen that really long movie with Brad Pitt and thoroughly enjoyed it because Brad is so easy on the eyes...but, no...the Joe Black I want you to meet today is an entirely different Joe Black...although, unlike Brad Pitt's Joe Black, it seems entirely possible that this Joe Black could be the Grim Reaper himself.




I always wondered why the Grim Reaper would choose to look like Brad Pitt anyway...unless maybe he saw Fight Club and loved Tyler Durden as much as I did...but, if you were Death and you could look like anybody you wanted, wouldn't you wanna look more bad-ass...like Benicio Del Toro, for instance?

I was surprised that God wanted to look like George Burns! I always wondered why...I mean, if you were God and you could look like anybody you wanted, wouldn't you wanna look more like Brad Pitt than George Burns? Or better yet, more bad-ass...like Benicio Del Toro, for instance?

Be My Valentine...XOXO!

The Jezebel of Jazz

My newest idol, Miss Anita O'Day!

Anita was definitely ahead of her time as far as scandal was concerned...and ya gotta love 'er...any gal who can survive a couple bad marriages, rape, abortion, alcoholism, arrests and jailtime for possession...and yet still swing with smooth stylings like that...while addicted to heroin throughout 15 years of her career...is a marvel to me! Not to mention her fashion sense and sassy, smart-assed style!

Here's a clip taken at the peak of her career...high as a kite during the 1957 Newport Jazz Festival! You'll love checking out the amazing period fashions in the crowd while enjoying this one!

Even More Joy...

My Heart Belongs To...

I may indulge
most every bulge
that seems to point in my direction...

But as of late
I hesitate
with where to place my affection...

I simply can't deny
There is one special guy........



Dedicated to the man, the myth, the moustache...Ernie Von Schmaltz!

Dear Sir...

Whaddaya say we skip the Sunday sermon today, slip back into our slippers, sip a satisfying second cup of coffee, settle back and enjoy sultry songstress Joi Lansing singing seductively while sporting a selection of scanty sixties swimsuits! Relax! It's The Silencer!

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wig?

This one goes out to Lady Clairol...



(Mein Herr: originally written by John Kander & Fred Ebb...made just a little bit better by Gams Galore)

Be Mine...

...Valentine!!! xoxoxoxoxoxo