Tramps and Vamps

I can't believe I've lived as long as I have without knowing this movie existed...Good To See You Again, Alice Cooper! Thrill to piano smashing! Destruction via a pink bulldozer! Leopard-print thigh-high platform boots! And one of my favorite tunes ~ The Lady is a Tramp!



Which reminds me...I actually REWROTE the lyrics to this song to suit my own particular tastes, and I'd like to share them with you now if I may. It goes a little somethin' like this:

I've never dined at Mickey D's
Burger King or Sonic
In fact, sometimes I'll skip the food
And have a gin and tonic

A Glamorous Gal with Gams like these is lazy as a rule
And knows a couple secrets that they didn't teach in school

Although I rarely do the things I should
I make sure that I do 'em lookin' good...

I get so horny at 7 or 8
I love a party and stayin' out late
I know these legs are some dangerous bait
That's why the Lady is a Vamp!

I like strip poker with Barons and Earls
Just give me lingerie, perfume and pearls
I'm proud to say I'm one of 'those' kind of girls
That's why the Lady is a Vamp!

I like to keep men under my heel
What's the big deal?
Me?? a SLUT? So what!!
Hate exercising ~ it gives me a cramp
That's why the Lady is a Vamp!

Never wear blue jeans or my hair in a net
I love Dom Perignon with a French cigarette
Though men have chased me they ain't caught me yet
That's why the Lady is a Vamp!

I get my claws done each Friday at 4
I don't like ballgames - I think they're a bore
There's only one game where I like to score
That's why the Lady is a Vamp!

I like to keep boys strictly for play
What can I say?
Me? a tease? Oh, please!!!
Love misbehavin' ~ cuz I'm kind of a scamp
That's why the Lady is a Vamp!