Beauty and the Beard

What ever happened to those fabulous glamour shots that were so popular in the 80's? Do you miss 'em as much as I do? Then you'll be glad to know they've been recycled (and look better than ever) as Glamour Beards! And aren't they fetching?

Prancercise!

WHAT-cercise?? Of course you've seen the absolute latest exercise craze, finding its way all over the interwebs with over 6 million YouTube views...PRANCERCISE! Do you love to dance? Do you love to prance? Do you love to have people point and laugh at you? Well then, strap on some ankle weights and get ready to rock and roll, babaay!

Beauty Is A Bitch

Wot the fok? This makes three posts today...let's just say I'm making up for lost time, darlings! But...but...I couldn't wait another minute to post this! My pal Tarot Tamara just sent me this link and suh-wears the resemblance between me and Constance Bennett is uncanny...well, I don't know...but I can relate to her frankly fuckin' sassy attitude...what a bitch, huh?? Ya gotta luvver! In any case, I was terriblehhh inspired by this beauty ritual of hers...it's not about dainty and lovely...it's always about the stimulation, isn't it, girls? I think I just found Number 10...watch and learn, bitches. XO

Good Grooming

It's never too late to start looking smart! I'm puzzled though...why does a gentlemanly voiceover suggest lightening up on the lipstick? And I can't help feeling awfully sorry for Sue, who must miss the exhilaration of wearing red nail enamel...all because of her stubby hands! One thing that she's got going on, though, is those wonderful floral jammies with matching do-rag! And am I imagining things, or do those jammies also coordinate with her bed's dust-ruffle? Cute!
I'd trade my nice slim hands with their long red nails for that ensemble!