Showing posts with label gym shorts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gym shorts. Show all posts

Friday, October 25, 2013

My Hero



Let's go back in time...stopping in the 80s, when late-night 'Aerobicise'  videos were all the rage...but not exactly for their commitment to ergonomics (wink, wink!)

Here's a classic example...but I don't recommend actually trying it...not only could you do irrepairable damage to your spine...you could take somebody's eye out with these moves!



No...let's keep going back further...back to the 60's, when American housewives were too busy making babies and keeping house to get out and hit the gym...besides, back then, gyms were dreary, noisy sweaty places filled with grunting, sweaty men. What to do? A personal trainer? Pretty much unheard of back then...but through the magic of Television...Jack LaLanne  to the rescue!



Francois Henri "Jack" LaLanne  has been called "the godfather of fitness" and the "first fitness superhero." And he certainly paved the way for fitness at home. Lonely wives simply adored this down-to-earth Frenchman..his ballet slippers confirmed that he was in touch with his feminine side (so European!) and could easily relate to women. The only thing missing was a seductive French accent ala Pepe Le Pew...but Jack had more class than that! And there he was...this fine figure of a man, inviting you into his living room (a popular TV gimmick back then) to join him in trying his 'Trimnastics'! (As a kid, I always figured that lovely mountain scene behind him was his real backyard...now I'm not so sure.)

Just look how buff he was back in the days before the term 'buff' was coined...





Jack was probably the first one EVER to introduce facial exercises. He knew they looked silly, too, but encouraged us to not let feeling silly interfere with becoming more beautiful! I could give the same advice...and you'll see why when I introduce you to COUGARCIZE! A little silliness makes everything more fun! So, let's get inspired right now by watching the very first episode of the Jack LaLanne Show!

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Prancercise!

WHAT-cercise?? Of course you've seen the absolute latest exercise craze, finding its way all over the interwebs with over 6 million YouTube views...PRANCERCISE! Do you love to dance? Do you love to prance? Do you love to have people point and laugh at you? Well then, strap on some ankle weights and get ready to rock and roll, babaay!

Friday, January 18, 2013

Four On The Floor

Darlings, I don't need to remind you how nostalgic I am about 80's fitness videos! The fashions...the hair...the moves that practically guaranteed repetitive motion injury! Sigh...weren't those the days??

So I was thrilled to find this exclusive 80's workout for you fellas that I'm just sure you'll want to watch  (probably safer not to actually try)...over and over again!!  The deep-throated, sexist narration alone is worth your precious time and attention! Trust me!!

Warning!  Please consult your physician if you're not sure your heart can take this!



Whew!  Well, I'm certainly sweaty now, how about you?? After that, I think we all need a nice, smoggy c-o-o-l-d-o-w-n...whaddaya say??

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Eroticise!

Slap on some spandex, my darlings...or in this case, just slip into some lacy underthings...pull out the ol' boombox, invite your hottest girlfriends over and let's get ready to EROTICISE!  Fitness was just so much sexier in the 80's, wasn't it?

Sunday, August 15, 2010

The Blonde and the Beefcake

More blonde ambition! Here we have Vanessa misusing the gym equipment and her beefy bodybuilding buddies, who seem to be getting a kick out of it all...well, most of 'em, anyway. It's true she looks totally trendy with her electric green shorts and sequinned sweatbands...but can you imagine how annoyed the patrons at my local GOLD'S Gym would be if I tried a stunt like this? It's surely a recipe for danger...and I don't just mean the danger of stiffies in spandex! I'm begging you, girls and boys, it may look like all fun and games, but please don't try this at your local gym, GOLD'S or otherwise!