In My Dreams

Well, well, well, my darlings......!!!
Your Gams has finally returned from her happy hiatus away from Blog-land, I'm glad to see my friends around the world have been checking into my archives while I was out...there's 5 years worth of fun stuff in here! Thanks for hangin' in, kidz! Mwahh!

It's not that I haven't missed you!! Believe me, I HAVE!  But I've just been so darn busy  with my recent 'Maidenform Bra' campaign! * What you see here, my friends, are the results of many  hours of hard work!

* my apologies to Maidenform

Deux Parfums

Two signature fragrances by très fabuleux Ade...'Extinct'....



...take a whiff!

Dedication to A Pussy

I love this. I think I'll nickname my pussy Rex!

These Things Happen

It must be something about the wig...because this totally reminds me of my last Sunday brunch! They all laughed when I said I could do the whole vodka-melon in one sitting...but I showed them!

Be My Valentine...XOXO!

What's Your Resolution?

It's almost 2011, kidz! Whether or not you make...or keep...your resolutions, here's hoping your New Year is chock-full of happiness and laughter! Cheers!!
Love, Gams XOXO

A Fartin' Song

Meet my little pal, Gar! And have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving, my darlings! xo



Piano track from Charlie Shaffer, Passage to Paradise...original lyrics here, made just a little sillier by Gams Galore!

Buttry Brown

You've heard of Foxy Brown and Jackie Brown...but have you heard of Buttry Brown? Seattle singer and performer Ade is the newest, hottest and bitchiest vigilante on the block!



I hope you're sufficiently intrigued enough now to watch the first two episodes...maybe even subscribe, like I did! Great characters, clever, hilarious and stupid...that's gooooood TV! :)

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wig?

This one goes out to Lady Clairol...



(Mein Herr: originally written by John Kander & Fred Ebb...made just a little bit better by Gams Galore)

El Drunko Grande

Vermina y yo cantamos una pequeña canción festiva para Cinco De Mayo...



Amor y XOXOXO! Gams

Rub-A-Dub-Dub!

...Gams in the tub!

Happy New Year!

It's New Year's Eve, so why don't we get a little Tipsy? I'm following the tradition of really terrible karaoke videos...so join me in a sing-along, won't you? Just follow the bouncing ball! What's that? You don't see the bouncing ball?? Well, then you've probably had one too many already! Yay! Happy New Year!

Shanghai Lil & The Shanghai Pearl

Yay! It's Tuesday again and, as usual, your pal Gams has a ve-e-e-ery special video to share!

I'm sure I've mentioned The Shanghai Pearl before...that Tantalizing Temptress from Taipei and Princess of Pulchritude? Well, she was the inspiration for my rewrite of "Shanghai Lil" from "Footlight Parade". I've watched this fine film several times and have always loved the Shanghai Lil song-and-dance scene with Jimmy Cagney and Ruby Keeler. Sadly, I couldn't find the original on youtube but I think I've found something even better...this beautifully parodied version, performed by an array of stars from British telly. I swear, they haven't missed a trick..stay until l'danse Apache at the end ~ it's worth it! Bloody hilarious!



Anyway, my darlings, now I wish you'd take another minute to watch Gams TV and enjoy my tribute to the fabulous Shanghai Pearl! xo