So, do you think 2 pm on a Sunday is a good time to start the drinks flowing? "Yeth, indeedy!", according to my companion, Dr. Preacher Col. Rufus T. Harenutt, Esquire!
For those about to snowball Jesus, we salute you!!
Our snowballs were only made of foam, but it was certainly a thrill when I beamed good ol' Hay-soos directly in the noggin, almost knocking off his thorny crown! (Don't worry...I'm sure there's no permanent harm.) And, thank God, He really liked my special song written for the occasion...would you like to hear it? Too bad...you only get the lyrics, but if you happen to know that holiday favorite "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas", go ahead and sing along!
It's a snowball fight with Jesus
It's naughty but it's nice...
It's not untoward to hit the Lord
With rock-hard balls of ice!
It's a snowball fight with Jesus
If you think you've got the nerve...
Then Holy Fuck, you'd better duck
He throws a wicked curve!
Yo-ho! The yellow snow! found under a tree
Roll it into a ball, throw it at J.C.!
It's a snowball fight with Jesus
And in case I wasn't clear...
It's alright to have a snowball fight with Jesus this year!
Mwahhhs! to my pal Tamara for the great pics!
Lyrics copyright 2011 Gams Galore
