Girls, Guns and Gangsters

Set the scene for murder...every night of the week!

Paper Dolls Galore!

Fashionable fun! You...yes, YOU!...can dress these and many more paper dolls...here!!! What are you waiting for?

Prowling for PAWS!

Leopards and Cougars and Boobies...oh, my! Lock up your cubs! This weekend, sexy Iva Handfull has gathered a pack o' cougarettes together for two nights of burlesque, comedy and variety...all to benefit homeless kitties and other fuzzy friends at PAWS! Needless to say, when she asked if I'd like to perform, I didn't pussyfoot around...I pounced at the opportunity!

I don't want to tell you too much about my performance yet...except that I'll be talking about my Pussy and singing about my Tits...now doesn't that sound interesting?? I'll also be revealing an eyeful! Inspired by my fish-eyes, I created a pair of glittery cats-eye pasties...


...meeeee-ow!

What Do I Do Now?

Howzabout we all enjoy this breezy burlesque number starring lovable Lucille Ball as that tempting tart, 'Tiger Lily White'? It'll blow you away!

Joints, Jah and Jeremy

Well, friends...things were really happenin' at Hempfest this weekend! Surprise Surprise! I was invited to be one of the backup singers for reggae star Selassie I Soldier! Good thing I donned my favorite sunny wig and brought the sunshine out on what was supposed to be a typically rainy Seattle summer Sunday!


Here's me and my pals Tamara and Lindsey glamourizing the Mainstage!






Wasn't Selassie gracious to pose for pictures when he would have much rather been eating his sandwich? By the way, has anyone seen my missing arm? I could have sworn I had it earlier that day...


Of course, the topper of the day for me was getting a peek at a Famous Penis...that of adult film legend, Ron Jeremy! Ron was introducing acts and so I was able to get up close......and personal! How personal, you ask? Well, not only was Ron cuddly...



...but candid, as well! Take a peek at the Famous Penis!!! Awesome!

Downtown In Belltown!

Get ready for Gams in action!! Thanks to Mr. Belltown contestant The Great Brendinni, I can now share a special clip from the Pageant with you! Here I am performing my version of Petula Clark's 'Downtown', which I rewrote as a tribute to one of my favorite places to drink in the world...a place that's been near and dear to my heart and my hangovers for over 30 years now...Seattle's fabulous Belltown!



Don't forget to check Brendinni's related Belltown Pageant videos!

Burlesque?

Okay, my friends...you all know by now that I'm one of the biggest burlesque fans out there, so forgive me for being negative...but...this movie really looks sucky. Cher is unbelievable, and I do mean un-believable...Stanley Tucci is out of his element, Kristen Bell...not sure yet...and as for Christina Aguilera...well, she probably shouldn't quit her day job, that's all I'm sayin'.
No hard feelings! I admit I'll go out and see this piece anyway, if only just to see Cher, because I really do love Cher and most of her movies, too...unfortunately, I suspect from the looks of the trailer that they've patched together scripts from every kid-from-small-town + city-lights = dreams-come-true movie ever made, found the latest onstage trend, i.e. burlesque, paid a few already overpaid celebrities to add a little pizzazz to yet another trite script...and called it good. Hmmph! Cher should know better!
Listen, friends...if you are truly curious about the 'Neo-Burlesque' scene and what discovering the world of burlesque is like, look no further than *A Wink and A Smile* by Seattle filmmaker Deirdre Timmons...you can even rent it today on Netflix! Deirdre has experienced for herself the thrills and challenges of being on the burlesque stage.

If you want to see Hollywood's (and This Guy's) idea of what discovering the world of burlesque is like, then go see the movie they call *Burlesque*! Chances are it could be better than I predict...but don't say I didn't warn you.