Boots & Bumbershoots

Rain, Rain you don't have to go away
You can stay and stay day after day!
I'll mix and match fancy rubber Boots
With a fabulous selection of Bumbershoots!

Turkey Time

This is the only thing I wish to do to a Turkey today!

Today, and everyday, I am soooo THANKFUL for all my wonderful pals! Have a glamorous Thanksgiving, my darlings! MWAHHHH! XOXO

Match Schtick

This past Sunday night marked the second big Match Game of the season...now in its fabulous new home...Re-bar!! So far there's been a great turnout and we've recruited some new fans along the way, so thaaaat's good...the only thing I miss is drink service...and snacking during the show, since they don't cook anything at Re-bar except Bacon!

Aaanyway...I donned my most mysterious black wig and eyepatch for this month's James Bond theme...

...then made my getaway to Re-bar to enjoy some martinis (shaken, not stirred) along with the antics of this month's special guests...The Ghost of Amy Whinehouse...the scourge of the Galore dynasty, Penis Galore...and everyone's favorite Naughty Nazi, Gaydolf Hitler!

Here I am with the sensationally seductive Miss Anita Poussé...

...aaaand...amazing vocalist Adé!

We die-hard Match Game fans are a courteous group who always make sure to dress for the occasion...

Just don't piss us off or we get very...very...ANGRY!!!

I don't know about you, but I can't wait for December, when the traditional holiday theme is a Snowball Fight with Jesus...and a certain U-No-Hoo will be a very special guest herself with a very special holiday song...hmmm...I wonder who it could be???

Don't forget to take a peek at my Good Answer blog on Tumblr for oodles of answer cards from Match Game! And I think that's enough of the black wig for this year...I have to get back to concentrating on my BLONDE AMBITION!!! for cryin' out loud!
Gaydolf pic courtesy Tony James 

Let's Bring Back...

Darlings, wouldn't it be heavenly fun to bring back such intriguing, hidden messages with gloves, hankies and parasols...along with many other forgotten customs, fashions and frivolities? Don't you miss some of the cool stuff we had...and especially what we never had? We are not alone! I recently picked up a marvelous book from my everlovin' local library, called "Let's Bring Back", by Lesley M.M.Blume. It's been out about a year now, but I hadn't seen it before, and if you haven't had the pleasure, here's a delightful little teaser that should inspire you hunt it down at your local library or bookseller! Trez Divoon!



You can also check out Lesley's column in the Huffington Post.

Ladies Who Lingerie

Art by Caroline Smith...see more here!

Ring-A-BlingBling!

Speaking of Cinderella...if The Prince liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it! I bet this one would have done the trick!

Silly Stepsisters

I'd give my left glass slipper to have stepsisters as delightfully evil and wicked as Alice Ghostley and Kaye Ballard!

War Brides

Don't ask...don't tell!

Many thanks to our Veterans today!

Groovie Movie!

Hey, all you Able Grables and Hunks o'Heartbreak...do you love noggin-bopping and pigtail-pulling? Do you consider yourself quite the Pepper Shaker? Well, all-reet! Here's a cute instructional video for the Jitterbug...The Dance of Modern Youth...which, I feel, must be revived immediately, along with colorful lingo like "Rusty Dusty" and "Dislocate your dream-box, Bud"! Ok, Worm...let's squirm!

Millinery Madness!

Amusing hats from the 50's...created by Chicago's Mad Hatter, Benjamin B. Green-Field...aka Bes-Ben!

Day Brightener!

Well, I was already in love with Exene, but this adorable video makes me love her all the more! Hope it brightens your day, darlings! Mwah!!

Whore Horror

Jackie Hell knows a Whore when she sees one!



Yes, well...if that was a little uncomfortable for some of you more sensitive viewers, just keep in mind that Jackie's really not so tempermental if you catch her on a good day!