20K DAY! YAY!

THE GOLDEN GULLET

I'm 20,000 Days Under I-5...
I'm 20,000 Days Under I-5
I've been around the block and I've talked a lotta talk
I've eaten lotsa pizza and I've sucked a lotta cock
I'm much too young to die
But I'm not too old to rock...
I'm 20,000 Days Under I-5 !!

I've had a couple kids, a couple homes, a couple exes...
I've had affairs with those of a couple different sexes
I've been to France and Amsterdam
But I've never been to Texas...
I'm 20,000 Days Under I-5 !!

I once was an executive, for awhile I was a ho...
But I try to keep on smiling where'er my road may go...
I've been featured in a movie
And in many a burlesque show...
I'm 20,000 Days Under I-5 !!

I'm 20,000 Days Under I-5
And I guess I'm pretty lucky to still be alive...
I've tripped on LSD and PCP, Quaaludes and cocaine
I've smoked for over 30 years in this Seattle rain
But I feel like a million bucks
So I really can't complain...
I'm 20,000 Days...20,000 DAYS! (where'd the time go??)
20,000 Days Under I-5 !!

The Golden Gullet designed and photographed by Sam of Dynamite Cocktails...edible golden glitter courtesy of Veronica De Ville!