Barbie's Fashionable Day

My girl Barbie may be middle-aged...but she's still got it goin' on in a different outfit and different look for every busy minute of the day! This is the life of a fashion legend, darlings......

9 am...quick shopping trip

10 am...coffee with Midge

11 am...lunch with agent

1 pm...substitute teaching

3 pm...hat shopping

4 pm...dog walking

5 pm...chillin' at home

7 pm...off to the movies

9 pm...last call at the mall

11 pm...late night dinner, drinks and dancing
 

Deep Thoughts

Seattle photographer David Peterman dreams of dreamy underwater dreams.....dreaming dreamy dreams like these deep-down, downright dreamy glamour shots of decidedly dreamy  Jamie Von Stratton dreamily dreaming her own dreams as she dreamily floats beneath those dreamy depths!

In My Dreams

Well, well, well, my darlings......!!!
Your Gams has finally returned from her happy hiatus away from Blog-land, I'm glad to see my friends around the world have been checking into my archives while I was out...there's 5 years worth of fun stuff in here! Thanks for hangin' in, kidz! Mwahh!

It's not that I haven't missed you!! Believe me, I HAVE!  But I've just been so darn busy  with my recent 'Maidenform Bra' campaign! * What you see here, my friends, are the results of many  hours of hard work!

* my apologies to Maidenform

42nd Street

Brought to you by a man who really knew how to glorify a pair of gams...or hundreds of 'em...
Busby Berkeley!

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Please enjoy these fine vintage gams while mine are away for a few weeks! Mwahhh!

HAHAHAAAA!

TGIF, Darlings! Let's start the weekend off with a hint of hilarity...!!!  Heeeere's Vicky Vox!



...courtesy of Nark Magazine!

BurlyQ Princesses

I don't think Walt Disney had a mind as dirty as mine...or yours. I have a feeling Walt's mind was probably filled with colorful, lovable forest creatures, virgins, heroes, rainbows and happy endings......hey, NOT THAT KIND OF HAPPY ENDING! Stop it! You know what I mean.

But these depictions of the fair, virginal Disney Princesses by artist MADHANZ prove that some people may have tended...possibly since childhood...to look at Disney's fair, virginal Princesses in a more...imaginative way! I love these with all my heart!!

Cinderella

Ariel

Aurora

Belle

Snow White

Jasmine

Welcome To Seattle

Fresh share! If you've never been to Seattle, this video is just as good much better than any travelogue...

However...if you're not familiar with Seattle neighborhoods and celebrities then it will probably make no sense at all...nevertheless it's got good beats.

Yes, darlings...I know it all looks incredibly appealing, but take it from your pal Gams...if you're new to the area, don't ever let anyone tell you BALLARD is trending. It very well may be, but anyone who's lived around here as long as I have knows it's just Ballard. You'll most likely be kicking out an old Norwegian who's lived his whole life there, just so your trendy-fucking-yuppy-ass can have your tacky little place in the sun. Oh, dear...sorry to rant, darlings...but believe me when I say Just Ballard....not Beverly-F'in Hills!!! Like it says in the song...Somebody had to go 'n say somethin'... Nevertheless....welcome to Seattle, Washington...The Evergreen State For More Than Just Trees. Have a pleasant stay. Checkout is 11 sharp. No exceptions.

 xoxo Blue Scholars mwahh!