Showing posts with label dolls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dolls. Show all posts
Saturday, March 9, 2013
Birthday Girl
Barbara Millicent Roberts from Willows, Wisconsin...proof that a very small girl from a fictional town can become a worldwide sensation for over 50 years! Happy Birthday, Barbie!
Photos from artist Larry Torno's Barbie Doll Portrait Project
Saturday, October 13, 2012
Dolls in Drag
Ooooh-lalaaaa! I simply can't help myself from gossiping about a certain famous Blonde-Around-Town who's recently turned Drag Queen!!...according to my daily dose of Blonde Ambition......
...none other than....Barbie??....... and isn't she freakin' fabulous??
Drag Queen Barbie just-so-happens to be coming out this December, and I'd just like to be the first to say, Santa, I would blow you for a chance to see this bitch under my tree come Xmas morning! Me first! Me first!!
Drag Queen Barbie just-so-happens to be coming out this December, and I'd just like to be the first to say, Santa, I would blow you for a chance to see this bitch under my tree come Xmas morning! Me first! Me first!!
Friday, June 8, 2012
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Bijoux de Barbie!
Oh... My... God!!!! Thank you, Barbie, for sacrificing your life to fashion...these pieces are to die for! And not for Barbie Girls only!
Darlings, there were too too many more that I adored! I can't wait 'til you discover Margaux Lange!
Darlings, there were too too many more that I adored! I can't wait 'til you discover Margaux Lange!
Friday, September 9, 2011
The Dolls of Dollville
They work hard for the money...
Fabulous fashion dolls found on Royalty.Girl ~ if you are a collector you must pay her a royal visit!
Fabulous fashion dolls found on Royalty.Girl ~ if you are a collector you must pay her a royal visit!
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Barbie Goes Ballistic
...and it doesn't look good for Ken...
Barbie cooks, cleans, supports the NRA...and she votes!
Poor Ken...laughable at best...
We never really liked him anyway!
Once upon a time I owned the original 1962 Barbie Dream House, but I never dreamed this was the type of activity that went on behind closed doors! This voyeuristic view by Mariel Clayton!
Barbie cooks, cleans, supports the NRA...and she votes!
Poor Ken...laughable at best...
Once upon a time I owned the original 1962 Barbie Dream House, but I never dreamed this was the type of activity that went on behind closed doors! This voyeuristic view by Mariel Clayton!
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
I'm a Barbie Girl
These were the Barbies I remember playing with as a child in the early sixties...
Three dollars...with clothes and accessories under five dollars! Well, well...I must say, girlfriend has certainly come up in the world! By now she's certainly forgotten her sordid past as a sex doll...today's Barbie collector will pay a pretty penny for some serious Barbie bling! You can, too!
Is $50 too much to pay for Evening Splendor? Here's the reproduction of that classic ensemble...only $49.98!
For $10 more you can have your own, lifesize classic golden clutch...it's Sealed with a Golden Kiss!...for only $60!
If you lay awake nights wondering what to do with that extra cash you have laying around, and whether a studded pink leather jacket is a good investment...your problem is solved! This limited edition of Night Out will remind you of all your foolish choices...fashionable and monetary! Best of all, darling, it's only $5,000!
Fact is, I've always been crazy about that black-and-white strapless top...a bonafide Barbie classic! So, when I found that I could have one of my very own, studded with rhinestones, no less...it began a thought process: I suppose I could cash in that inheritance from my grandma...the fact that she worked her entire life to save it is irrelevant. This is fucking couture, okay? $10,000 is nothing.
Or, for a little less cash, I could really fall for this Locks of Light chandelier! Honestly, I can't imagine hanging it over my dining table (as I'd imagine hairs falling into my tuna casserole)...but I can imagine it in my boudoir as a symbol of my blonde ambition. Imagine...only $9,000!
One more selection from The Blonde Collection...serious bling in the shape of a ring...are you Blonded By the Light? You should at least see stars for $12,500!
Here's the ultimate gift: Foosbarbie! Ya know, the good thing about Barbies is that they just keep on smilin'...despite bad hair days...despite being stripped naked and forced into contorted positions and poor fashion decisions...despite the fact they've had their arms amputated and been skewered like shrimps on the Barbie for your foosball enjoyment. $25,000. I'd love to get this for my pal Babe of Belltown, but now I've spent all my money on The Blonde Collection!
Three dollars...with clothes and accessories under five dollars! Well, well...I must say, girlfriend has certainly come up in the world! By now she's certainly forgotten her sordid past as a sex doll...today's Barbie collector will pay a pretty penny for some serious Barbie bling! You can, too!
Is $50 too much to pay for Evening Splendor? Here's the reproduction of that classic ensemble...only $49.98!
For $10 more you can have your own, lifesize classic golden clutch...it's Sealed with a Golden Kiss!...for only $60!
If you lay awake nights wondering what to do with that extra cash you have laying around, and whether a studded pink leather jacket is a good investment...your problem is solved! This limited edition of Night Out will remind you of all your foolish choices...fashionable and monetary! Best of all, darling, it's only $5,000!
Fact is, I've always been crazy about that black-and-white strapless top...a bonafide Barbie classic! So, when I found that I could have one of my very own, studded with rhinestones, no less...it began a thought process: I suppose I could cash in that inheritance from my grandma...the fact that she worked her entire life to save it is irrelevant. This is fucking couture, okay? $10,000 is nothing.
Or, for a little less cash, I could really fall for this Locks of Light chandelier! Honestly, I can't imagine hanging it over my dining table (as I'd imagine hairs falling into my tuna casserole)...but I can imagine it in my boudoir as a symbol of my blonde ambition. Imagine...only $9,000!
One more selection from The Blonde Collection...serious bling in the shape of a ring...are you Blonded By the Light? You should at least see stars for $12,500!
Here's the ultimate gift: Foosbarbie! Ya know, the good thing about Barbies is that they just keep on smilin'...despite bad hair days...despite being stripped naked and forced into contorted positions and poor fashion decisions...despite the fact they've had their arms amputated and been skewered like shrimps on the Barbie for your foosball enjoyment. $25,000. I'd love to get this for my pal Babe of Belltown, but now I've spent all my money on The Blonde Collection!
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