Happy New Year!

Hope it's a blowout! Love, Gams XOXO

Family Albums

Aaahhh! Christmas Eve...let's gather 'round the tree and listen to all our favorite holiday tunes! It's just the four of us...Mom, Dad, Brother and Sis...safe and sound...home for the holidays!

We can hang out in our jammies if we want, because it's just the four of us...safe and sound...home for the holidays!

Oh, hey...listen...mums the word on the laming-fay ed-ray air-hay, ok? Mommy says, when Clancy the Mailman Comes to Our House, he always stuffs junk in her box...but for now it's just the four of us...safe and sound...home for the holidays!

Grandma and Grandpa arrive wearing the finest in loungewear...and now it's just the six of us...safe and sound...home for the holidays!

Bo-o-o-r-r-r-i-ng! Will somebody puh-leeze call in the crazy relatives so we can get this party started?
Merry Christmas, y'all! XOXO

Dear Santa...

...These are also on my Xmas list!



However, I'd happily settle for those white go-go boots...just sayin'. Your pal, Gams

Opulent Ornaments

One for every day 'til Xmas!

Find more glamorous glass ornaments here!

Thank You, Jesus!

Holy Snowballs! Here are a few more terrific pics from Sunday's Match Game Re-bar, this time taken by my pal Jackie Kingsbury!

Here I am gettin' Jesus good and juiced up before the show...

Here's my number...see me singing my heart out? Howbout that brand-new Match Game Re-bar sign??

Incoming!! Here I am, throwing a direct hit...right to the ol' bean! What an arm!

Thank God Jesus is cool! Thank you, Jesus! You da Man!

Oh, dear...that's me reprimanding Sida Gravy! You can probably tell, Sida is a witty and charismatic guest, but...holy shit! What a mess!

And this pretty much sums it all up...

There's No Balls Like Snowballs

Hello darlings! The holiday season just wouldn't be the same without a Snowball Fight with Jesus, and that's exactly what we did yesterday afternoon during a special matinee Match Game Re-bar! Your pal Gams was dressed for the occasion...of course! How do you like my polka-dot mini-apron that I stitched together the night before? Cute, huh? I even remembered my mittens!

So, do you think 2 pm on a Sunday is a good time to start the drinks flowing? "Yeth, indeedy!", according to my companion, Dr. Preacher Col. Rufus T. Harenutt, Esquire!
For those about to snowball Jesus, we salute you!!

Our snowballs were only made of foam, but it was certainly a thrill when I beamed good ol' Hay-soos directly in the noggin, almost knocking off his thorny crown! (Don't worry...I'm sure there's no permanent harm.) And, thank God, He really liked my special song written for the occasion...would you like to hear it? Too bad...you only get the lyrics, but if you happen to know that holiday favorite "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas", go ahead and sing along!

It's a snowball fight with Jesus
It's naughty but it's nice...
It's not untoward to hit the Lord
With rock-hard balls of ice!

It's a snowball fight with Jesus
If you think you've got the nerve...
Then Holy Fuck, you'd better duck
He throws a wicked curve!

Yo-ho! The yellow snow! found under a tree
Roll it into a ball, throw it at J.C.!

It's a snowball fight with Jesus
And in case I wasn't clear...
It's alright to have a snowball fight with Jesus this year!

Mwahhhs! to my pal Tamara for the great pics!
Lyrics copyright 2011 Gams Galore

Live Models

Meet the inspirations behind Gil Elvgren's famous pin-ups!

Found at my favorite time-waster!

Delicious Dangles

May I nibble your ear, darling?

Taste more here!