Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Sweet Melissa

Sorry I have been so quiet lately, darlings...fact is, I've been ill for the last 10 days and couldn't even bring myself to sit at the computer for more than a few minutes at a time...thankfully, I'm feeling much better today and ready to face the world!

Speaking of today...it happens to be my daughter's birthday and her name happens to be Melissa.

I've always been fond of the name, and knew it meant "honeybee", but I never knew it had such a rich, mythological background...one which reaches back even before Ancient Greece! I found a ton of info on Wikipedia, of course, including this lovely old poem...an ode to Melissa's birthday by Thomas Blacklock, a Scottish poet from the late 1700s.

This one's for you, Sweet Melissa!  XOXO


ODE, ON MELISSA'S BIRTH-DAY

"Ye nymphs and swains, whom love inspires
With all his pure and faithful fires,
Hither with joyful steps repair;
You who his tenderest transports share
For lo ! in beauty's gayest pride,
Summer expands her bosom wide ;
The Sun no more in clouds inshrin'd,
Darts all his glories unconfin'd;
The feather'd choir from every spray
Salute Melissa's natal day.


Hither ye nymphs and shepherds haste,
Each with a flow'ry chaplet grac'd,
With transport while the shades resound,
And Nature spreads her charms around;
While ev'ry breeze exhales perfumes,
And Bion his mute pipe resumes;
With Bion long disus'd to play,
Salute Melissa's natal day.


For Bion long deplor'd his pain
Thro' woods and devious wilds in vain;
At last impell'd by deep despair,
The swain preferr'd his ardent pray'r;
His ardent pray'r Melissa heard,
And every latent sorrow cheer'd,
His days with social rapture blest,
And sooth'd each anxious care to rest.
Tune, shepherds, tune the festive lay,
And hail Melissa's natal day.


With Nature's incense to the skies
Let all your fervid wishes rise,
That Heav'n and Earth may join to shed
Their choicest blessings on her head;
That years protracted, as they flow,
May pleasures more sublime bestow ;
While by succeeding years surpast,
The happiest still may be the last;
And thus each circling Sun display,
A mere auspicious natal day."

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Who I'd Like To Meet More Of...

The kinky, the kitschy, the cornballs and clowns...


Pagans, performers and peers...


The oddballs, the outcasts, the out-of-the-ordinary...


Colorful crazies and queers...


The fetishists, faghags, the fearless, the fools...


Artists and anarchists, too...


People whose one rule is breaking the rules...


Oh, you know...people just like me and you!


Happy Pride!!

Photos swiped from Flickr

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Don't Forget Dad!

The good thing about fathers on Fathers Day...unlike mothers on Mothers Day...is that they don't really seem to notice, or care, whether you give them a gift or not. Yet deep down inside you know Dad would be pretty darn tickled if you tried to make a great impression on him for a change! May I suggest one of the following gifts that are sure to please...

If you're not worried about giving Dad his gift today, perhaps you could give a corny card to tide him over while you order him his very own Bad Dad custom-designed Kawasaki!





If you don't have that kind of cash on hand...or a golden motorcycle just isn't practical, for whatever reason...then perhaps these golden money bag cufflinks would be a more appropriate gift for that grand o' guy! Especially impressive at poker parties, strip clubs, and all-night casinos...if only Mom would let Dad go to those kinds of places...



Don'tcha know every darn Dad in the US of A dreams of a custom-made bowling pin, whether he's a bowler or not! This dynamite Daddy-O one is beautifully done and costs a fortune, but with a little imagination and a smidge of artistic talent you could design a special one for your Daddy! Didn't he teach you to be resourceful?



In a hurry and need something tonight? This tempting bacon-topped apple pie is quick 'n' easy! Obviously you don't have time to bake the pie from scratch right now...but it doesn't matter...Dad won't notice! Run right down to any bakery and pick up a fresh-baked apple pie, or if you must, find a decent frozen one. Fry eight slices of bacon and arrange them atop the pie in a basket-weave pattern. If you've been forced to choose a frozen pie, it can be baking in the oven while you fry the bacon to a golden brown...either way you score!!



In an even bigger hurry? How about a big wad of cash? Every Dad appreciates money...by George, he's worked his whole life to put food in your belly and send you to college...now it's time to show him you've learned the fine art of reciprocation! This gift looks especially nice if presented with the largest bill showing. Dad will be so thrilled he might even spring for dinner and drinks!


Happy Fathers Day to all you adorable Dads out there!
Mwah!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

These Things Happen

It must be something about the wig...because this totally reminds me of my last Sunday brunch! They all laughed when I said I could do the whole vodka-melon in one sitting...but I showed them!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Made in Japan?

 Made-believe Japanese vintage ad characters...wonderfully weird!... by Juan Molinet















Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Fabulesque!

Here's a tasty confection for you, my darlings...
Just a li'l sumpthin-sumpthin I found while surfing for fun stuff to add to my Tumblrs...have you visited them lately? Mwah!

Friday, June 3, 2011

Blonde Ambulation

Over-achieving my ambitious blonde fitness goals will be a snap in these puppies!






Get 'em here!