It's like this, friends...I attended an artsy fartsy party earlier this week and, well...don't ask me how I got into one of the basement lockers in the first place...at the time, I could have sworn it was a stall in the ladies room!
For what seemed like days...weeks...I waited. My only thought was survival! Thankfully, I was able to stave off my thirst by nursing a complimentary flute of champagne...one sip at a time! When the janitor finally rescued me...
...I still looked fabulous despite my harrowing ordeal! Isn't that amazing? You'd never know I'd just had a brush with death! Anyway, given what I've been through, I'll just need a day or two to recover, alright, darlings? I'll be back ayessaypee!
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