Friday, August 17, 2012

Knockers Up!

My pal Sam sure gives good gifts! The other day he gave me copies of two albums by a favorite comedienne of his from the 60's...a naughty-but-nice gal named Rusty Warren. I hadn't heard of Rusty before...surprisingly enough!...but this is what TIME magazine was saying about her back in the day...

"Comedians often specialize. Some toy with national politics, others with the race problem. Rusty Warren's field is sexual intercourse. A squarely constructed redheaded woman in her middle 30s, with the hoarse voice and hearty manner of a call-house madam, she talks about sex in clear, unsubtle terms. Her joke vocabulary is full of colons and ova. She discusses sexual failures, makes fun of women with abnormally small chest development, and moves from person to person in her audiences making clever references to the probable size of their genitalia. Some of her words are pretty old Collegiate Gothic, like horny and poontang. And she is billed as The Knockers Up Girl."

And I've gotta tell ya, I've been having so much fun listening to her albums Sin-Sational ...



...and In Orbit...

Maybe not quite as shocking today as in the 60s, but dirty talk and bawdy songs just never seem to go out of style, do they?

Friday, August 10, 2012

Our Founding Flounders

Well, lookee here! It's the MatchGame Founders Day Festival Edition...coming up this weekend as part of the Belltown Founders Day celebration...and guess who gets to be on the panel...and give a very special performance?? Why, it's Belltown Betty 2011-Gams Galore!...(that ravishing beauty!) And not only do I get to share the stage with Mr.Belltown...but also with some very special pals...like good ol' Gary Gloryhole!


Then, Sunday night features the 7th Annual Belltown Pageant...and alas, my darlings, this means that my reign is at its end and I must pass on the 'Presitgious' Belltown Betty crown to the next chump lucky contestant!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Stella!

Exciting news from the fabulous Stella Rose...New York loves her! Honestly, darlings...what's not to love??

Photograph by Steven Meisel

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Where's My Sugar?

Yum! Blonde Ambition at its best, darlings...starring the only 'Vinila' I have a taste for...Vinila von Bismark!



Sunday, July 8, 2012

Captain Jamie

Oh, and one more thing, loved ones...if you'd like to see the creator of those cute little aqua 'flight suits'...


...check out another uber-fabulous friend of mine, designer Jamie Von Stratton...on Perez TV!

By the time you get to almost  the end, you'll see Jamie wearing the exact same Captain Jamie uniform...with none other than the legendary Bob Mackie! Yay!

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Scandal!

My pal Dr.Steve has been at it again! Through the magic of photo developing, innocent pics of local kids at play, taken around Belltown...including the night of my Grotto-A-Go-Go party, where he captured Fifi Kalamata leading the Conga line!...have developed into seemingly more scandalous snaps....Look!













Friday, June 22, 2012

Who I'd Like To Meet This Year

The kinky, the kitschy, the cornballs and clowns...


Pagans, performers and peers...

The oddballs, the outcasts, the out-of-the-ordinary...


Colorful crazies and queers...


The fetishists, faghags, the fearless, the fools...


Artists and anarchists, too...


People whose one rule is breaking the rules...


Oh...you know...people just like me and you!


HAPPY PRIDE!!
Photos swiped from Flickr...again this year!