Jitterbug Bite!

First tarantulas...now jitterbugs! Here's glamorous gal Lucille Ball doin' a little bit o' burly-Q in Dance Girl, Dance! This is so-o-o-o cute it's been grabbed up a buncha times on my new Tumblr blog...which I'm already thoroughly, completely and utterly addicted to.

I'd be tickled pink if you'd stop by for a visit...I put up lots of B&W pics of beauteous babes and bitches...sometimes following a stream of consciousness, sometimes for no rhyme or reason...and sometimes I rhyme for no reason! Why? Because I'm a Picky Li'l Bitch, that's why!

Blanche's Slumber Party

Blanche invites all her BFFs over for a sleepover with some sexy girls...but...what on earth is everybody screeching about?? Tarantulas just wantula have fun!

Blanche Tarantula

Blanche is crazy about pink...of that I'm very certain...


She loves to take a leisurely stroll thru folds of a sunlit curtain...


A glamour bath in a glimmery shell is how she starts her day...


...and she never feels completely dressed without her pink beret...


...c'est parfait!


She gets together with glamorous friends for drinks at happy hour...


And dreams away 'neath a fluffy fan in a feathery, rosy bower......


...ssshhh!

Luxurious Hosiery

Slip on a pair...every day of the week!









As you see, I included an extra pair...just in case of a run! xo

Friday Nite Follies

Let me tantalize you tonight with tempting titbits of burlesque beauties past and present!

The Swedish Housewife

Friends, it's been just about a year since your pal Gams donned her bad wig and began singing her heart out, bringing happiness to millions...thousands? Okay, dozens...but who's counting? Seriously, folks...I feel very fortunate. Over this last year I've gotten to serenade audiences in Seattle, Portland and LA...I've been intro'd by El Vez and taken curtain calls alongside the luscious Catherine D'Lish. I've mingled with international stars like Joey Arias...imagine moi amongst all that fabulousness and glamour...sigh!

So, how'd I get so lucky? I can attribute these blissful brushes with celebrity to that singular sensationalist, the gal that puts the dish in Swedish...Paula The Swedish Housewife!

PTSHW and I got acquainted during the film festivals and shows surrounding the premieres of A Wink and A Smile, and she's been nice enough to give me some encouragement since then, including putting me in her Celebration of She last April at Seattle's Triple Door...what a thrill that was!


Not just any burlesque icon, Paula, as producer, really knows how to put on a show! This season The Swedish Housewife presents The Gilded Stage 2010, featuring amazing performers like Justin Bond, Immodesty Blaize, Joey Arias and Bambi the Mermaid, as well as the 4th unbelievable House of Thee Unholy...burlesque Led Zeppelin! Sooo...if you're planning a visit to our "little fishing village", as Paula puts it, be sure to check the Triple Door calender to see if you can catch one of her eye-poppin' extravaganzas!

As luck would have it, I happened to find this terrific clip of PTSHW bumpin' and grindin' out the History of the Beat, with the help of Michael Musburger on drums. Classic burly-q at its best!

Be Mine...

...Valentine!!! xoxoxoxoxoxo