Welcome To Seattle

Fresh share! If you've never been to Seattle, this video is just as good much better than any travelogue...

However...if you're not familiar with Seattle neighborhoods and celebrities then it will probably make no sense at all...nevertheless it's got good beats.

Yes, darlings...I know it all looks incredibly appealing, but take it from your pal Gams...if you're new to the area, don't ever let anyone tell you BALLARD is trending. It very well may be, but anyone who's lived around here as long as I have knows it's just Ballard. You'll most likely be kicking out an old Norwegian who's lived his whole life there, just so your trendy-fucking-yuppy-ass can have your tacky little place in the sun. Oh, dear...sorry to rant, darlings...but believe me when I say Just Ballard....not Beverly-F'in Hills!!! Like it says in the song...Somebody had to go 'n say somethin'... Nevertheless....welcome to Seattle, Washington...The Evergreen State For More Than Just Trees. Have a pleasant stay. Checkout is 11 sharp. No exceptions.

 xoxo Blue Scholars mwahh!

Disco Chicks

I love David Guetta's catchy dance tunes...all happy, upbeat, fun and approximately 3 to 4 minutes long...perfect for my short attention span! I hate to say it, though, David, darling...most of your videos are...ummm...how do I put it...? Lame. With the exception of this one, featuring Rhianna at her most adorable!


I watched this several times and then realized it reminded me of this adorable Whitney Houston video...one I remember premiering on MTV!!



Then I realized it also reminded me a little of this one from the multi-adorable Bananarama!!



Then I realized it also reminded me of yet another adorable 80's disco chick...Stacy Q!



I thought I saw where David drew his inspiration...but then he stumped me with THIS version of that same Rhianna tune...they're as different as night and day!! Which one do you like best?

DIY Gams

Darlings, I've been having tons of fun creating my own free Do-It-Yourself GAMS GALORE website via SnackWebsites! Take a look and see how cute it's turning out!

I wasn't sure who to go with on this, but I like the name Snack and I like their low profile. It was easy for a tech-challenged gal like me to figure out, and they seem to have everything the competition has to offer, with a lot less junk in my mailbox, too. Just sayin'. I have no ties to these guys...this is only a gratuitous plug.

The background pics I used on my site were taken by Seattle photographer David Wulzen at Seattle's Open Circle Theatre...aren't they great? I do believe I was singing one of my favorite sentimental love songs..."Did You Just Cut a Fart?" You can really feel the emotion in this photo, can't you??

You'll also find a page called Gams Around Town with lots of photos you haven't seen before...along with all the links to all my other social networks...including...TWITTER!
Yes, darlings...it's true, I've been talked, teased and tortured into tweeting, so please get in there and follow me...follow...follooooowww...!!! I don't say much yet, but that's only because I'm still trying to figure the damn thing out! Did I mention I was tech-challenged? I think I did.

Oh, and of course you'll find the link to my PINTEREST pages...hundreds of pins...the bounty of many wasted hours liking, following, googling and repinning...

Have you discovered my latest TUMBLR...'Dear Gams'?? If you're having a midlife crisis and/or are menopausally challenged, I'm doling out free advice! Please visit and be inspired to ask me a burning question of your own!!

I'm starting all sorts of new projects lately, so stay tuned for more, darlings! Mwahhhh!